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  • Goodr - Bornite Birthday Suit
  • Goodr - Bornite Birthday Suit
  • Goodr - Bornite Birthday Suit

Goodr - Bornite Birthday Suit

  • $63.00 SGD
  • $63.00 SGD
  • - $0.00 SGD

COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
 
BIKING

 

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech
moonstone bornite clear multi-colored sunglasses with blue lenses

INTRODUCING BORNITE BIRTHDAY SUIT.


What are some similarities between these glasses and birthday suits? They both tease and look edible when seen. (Don't eat the glasses, though. Even if they're on top of a delicious cake. Also don't bake cakes with bornite because people might lose teeth.)