Goodr - Granite, I Didn't Ground Today
COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
INTRODUCING GRANITE, I DIDN'T GROUND TODAY.
Who's ready to feel grounded? Let us begin. Sit down with a straight back. Close your eyes. Inhale. Exhale. Feel your body and the continental crust become one...you fell asleep, didn't you? Grounding meditation tends to do that, but don't stress that centered mind. Introducing Granite, I Didn't Ground Today. Slide on these beautiful black and white granite frames with dark magma lenses and no one will know how asleep, cough cough, grounded your body truly is.