Goodr - Mo-Jito, Mo-Problems
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
INTRODUCING MO-JITO, MO-PROBLEMS.
This vacation's unbelievable. Mint, rum, soda water, and lime make you forget the everyday struggle. AND how many cocktails you ordered. Sky's the limit! Yesterday was payday, so you said gimme the loot. These juicy drinks are going down fast. Wait, free shots? Who shot ya?! The bartender. Nice. Put on these notorious mojito green sunnies with amber lenses and you have one more chance to hypnotize them. (If you can spot all 10 Biggie song titles in this post, congrats.)